The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice. I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea. She didn’t laugh. I didn’t laugh. That was probably one of the darkest days of my life.
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
I never understood why guys get so freaked out/grossed out/make fun/etc tampons/pads/etc. like, whatever. I go right up there with my friends and my mom like NBD
Is that Dean? I know I am waaaayyy behind but….wtf did I miss?
No. That is Jensen in the silly romantic comedy “Ten Inch Hero”. It was ok. He was one of the better parts of it.
- someone you thought you’d seen the last of (via karengillan)
When life gives you lemons, use the lemon seeds to grow a lemon orchard. Build for yourself a thriving lemon production business. Create a new, lemon-based economy, and shun those who refuse to accept lemons in trade. Become supreme overlord of all lemons.